We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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