i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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