omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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