Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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