so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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