Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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