Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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