craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Houston, we have a squirter
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I love you.
Bad choice
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
