It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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