i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
A+ Viking dick
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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