Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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