I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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