But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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