I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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