Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
sex in a hospital.. check
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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