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If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?

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(631): View more from New York

After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch

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that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.

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(714): View more from California

Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.

(714): View more from California

And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.

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