We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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