Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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