why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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