she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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