I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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