ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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