the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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