But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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