Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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