Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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