Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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