we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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