you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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