nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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