actually, I'm a sock model
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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