everyone is single if you try hard enough
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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