it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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