I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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