There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
