Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish life had little blips of pornography
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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