Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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