Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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