you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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