we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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