If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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