She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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