hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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