grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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