i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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