Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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