Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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