So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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