That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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