Just mADE A PArabola og urine
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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