Sponge bath it is.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize