Do vagina's smell?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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