every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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