He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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