he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
zippers are such a cool invention
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
