If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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