she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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