I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
